lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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(via ruinedchildhood)

dirtylowfrequencies:

if u touch my thigh under a table in public u can bet ur sweet bippy that ur gonna be gettin some later.

(via kosteloski)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via ruinedchildhood)

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

(via profashionall)